======================================================================= |-IV.---------------------- THE WALKTHROUGH --------------------------| ======================================================================= Because this game isn't actually split up into separate levels, I have divided it into three sections. Each section represents a woman you are going after, in the order you are supposed to do them in. **pun** Also, it is a good idea to use the breath spray on yourself every so often. If you've gone to long without it, the game will start to comment on the sour smells pouring from your mouth, so stay fresh. Remember, save early and save often... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= | Looking for Love at Lefty's |------------------------------------ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= (Your adventure begins just outside a seedy little bar by the name of "Lefty's". You'll be run over if you step into the street below, and you'll be beaten to death if you step into the alley on the left. The neon glow of the "Lefty's" sign calls you name, so we'd better answer.) First, walk up to the red entrance to "Lefty's" bar and type OPEN DOOR. Once inside the bar, approach the empty bar stool ahead of you and type SIT DOWN. (As you wait for the bartender to come to you, you'll hear the punchline to a few jokes) When the bartender is close to you, type whiskey to order a drink. (You'll buy a shot of whiskey, but you won't drink it. Instead, you'll put it in your pocket and save it for later) Type STAND UP Walk over to and enter the dorrway that is to the left of the counter. When you've entered the small blue hallway, walk over to the table on the left and type PICK UP ROSE. Walk over to the guy that is lying on the ground on the opposite wall. Type GIVE HIM THE WHISKEY. (The drunk will give you a remote control in exchange for your gener- osity in feeding his drinking problem.) Walk up to the brown door on the far side of the drunk and type OPEN DOOR. Type LOOK AT THE WALL four times. (On the fourth look, you will learn of the password "Ken Sent Me".) Walk over to the sink on the right side of the screen and type PICK UP THE RING. Walk over to the toilet near the center of the screen and type USE THE TOILET. Sit there for a couple seconds, and then type GET UP Walk over to the brown door on the left side of the screen and type OPEN DOOR. When you get back to the small blue hallway, walk down one screen. Then, walk over to the red door on the right side of the screen. Type KNOCK ON THE DOOR, and wait for an answer. When someone answers and asks you for the password, type KEN SENT ME. (The large pimp behind the door will open for you, and then return to his post at the bottom of the stairs on the other side of the room.) Stay on the left side of the television and type USE THE REMOTE. Now type CHANGE THE CHANNEL seven times, until you come to a program that catches the pimps full attention. (When the porno movie comes on, the pimp will abandon his post and clear you a path up stairs. But, it's NOT time to go up there quite yet.) Instead, walk over to the brown door on the left side of the screen and type OPEN DOOR. When you re-enter the bar, go down one screen to exit the building. Once you're back out on the street, type CALL A CAB. Once you step inside the cab, type STORE. When the car comes to a complete stope, type PAY HIM. Then, type GET OUT. Walk up to the payphone on the corner and type LOOK AT THE PHONE. Type USE THE PHONE, and when prompted to, type 555-6969 (You'll take a funny little phone survey, and then get hung up on.) Walk into the Quicki Mart on this street corner. Walk over to the back wall and type GET SOME WINE (You'll pick up an extra-cheap box of wine.) Walk up to the counter and type BUY A CONDOM (YOu'll answer short series of questions about your recent purchase, and then finally get your condom for only $6.00 and a little embarrassment.) Walk out of the store the same way you came in and up to the payphone that is now ringing. When you come to it, type ANSWER THE PHONE (A female voice will appear on the other end, and tell you a funny little story using your answers to the questions asked earlier.) (By now, a wandering drunk should have staggered up to you.) When he asks you for some spare change, type GIVE HIM THE WINE. (Once again, your need to help alcoholics has paid off. This time you got a pocket-knife in exchange for the super-cheap wine.) Now, type CALL A CAB to catch a ride back to the bar. When it arrives, type GET IN CAB. When he asks where you want to go, type BAR. When you finally make it back to Lefty's bar, type PAY HIM. Then, type GET OUT to exit the vehicle. Walk up to the red door and type OPEN DOOR to re-enter "Lefty's". Once inside the bar, walk over to the red door on the right side of the screen and type KNOCK ON THE DOOR. When told to, type KEN SENT ME. Walk around the pimp and go up the stairs on the right. Once you get to the room walk up to the bed, which is now occupied by a very trashy looking hooker, and type GET NAKED Then, type PUT ON CONDOM Now, type SCREW THE HOOKER to get down and dirty! (You'll watch a hilarious little scene of Larry finally losing it. Congratulations Larry, it only took you 40 years!) When Larry's all done with his work, type TAKE OFF CONDOM. Walk over to the small brown table on the right side of the screen and type PICK UP THE CANDY. Walk over to the window and type OPEN THE WINDOW. Then, type CLIMB OUT. Once you step out onto the fire escape, walk over to the left and you'll tumble down into the dumpster below. Once you land in the filth below, type GET THE HAMMER. (And so ends the first part of your adventure in this seedy little city. You've lost your virginity, but that no longer feels like enough. Larry will continue his search for true happiness in the City of Lost Wages. The next lucky lady on Larrys list is a chick by the name of Fawn.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= | Falling For Fawn |------------------------------------ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= (As you search continues for just the right lady, it occurs to you that you could use some more funds. It's always been your personal slogan that "work is for suckers", so getting a job is out of the question. The only other place in town to make any money is the local Casino, so that will be Larry's next stop. So for starters, let's get out of this trash and into to some more enjoyable surroundings.) Type GET OUT to exit the dumpster. Walk left one screen to step back out infront of the bar. Type CALL A CAB so you can catch a ride to the casino. When it pulls up to you, type GET IN. After he asks you where you want to to, type CASINO. When the taxi cab comes to a complete stop, type PAY HIM and then GET OUT Go right one screen. Walk up to the man in the brown trench coat. Type TALK TO HIM. Then go left one screen again. Wait for a man wearing a barrel to show up on screen. When he does come into view, type BUY AN APPLE (If he doesn't show up, walk right one scrren and then walk back. Sooner or later he has to show up.) Now, enter the casino behind you. Walk over to the card table on the left and type SIT. (Now, we're gonna do a little cheating. Right now you need to save your game. Then, starting gambling, but only save the game if you make money. If you lose any money, just restore your last game. Use this system to easily make some moeny. Stop playing when you reach about $200.00) When you've made enough money, type LEAVE to exit the blackjack game. Now, go up one screen. Walk up to the small light gray cylinder a few steps ahead of you and type GET THE CARD. (You'll pick up a free pass to the local disco, which is your next destination in the search for love.) Walk up to the yellow cabaret sign and then turn right. Walk up to the chair on the lower-right corner of the screen and type SIT. (You'll score an extra point for sitting on a whoppe cushion, and get a chance to hear a few bad jokes. You don't have to stick around, but it can be good for a laugh.) When you think you've heard enough from this guy, type GET UP, and then walk out of this room using the door in the lower-left corner of the room. Go down two screens to exit the casino. Step out onto the blue sidewalk and type CALL A CAB. When it pulls in front of you, type GET IN. Next, tell him to take you to the conveinence store by typing STORE. When you arrive at your destination, type PAY HIM and then type GET OUT Walk into the store, and up to the shelf that is closest to the door. Type GET THE MAGAZINE (You just got a copy of "Jugs" magazine.) Type READ THE MAGAZINE Walk over to the counter and type BUY MAGAZINE Walk back out of the store, and then over to the blue payphone. Type USE THE PHONE, and enter in the number 209 683-6858. Now, go right one screen. Walk up to the disco club and type SHOW THE CARD (You'll use the "borrowed" membership card to get past the bouncer and gain access to the swingn' disco club.) Now, walk up the stairs that lead in. Walk up the small staircase on the right side of the room and up to the empty chair. Type SIT DOWN Type LOOK AT HER two times. Then, type TALK TO HER five times When she starts to talk about "not being able to say no to presents", type GIVE HER THE CANDY Next, type GIVE HER THE ROSE For your final gift, type GIVE HER THE RING Now, type DANCE, then type GET UP, and then walk over onto the dance floor on the upper-left corner of the screen. (You and Fawn will move out to the dance floor, and you'll get to watch Larry get down. No, not _that_ kind of "get down, I mean dancing you little pervert.) When the little dance scene is done, walk back over to the table and type SIT DOWN When you're seated again, type LOOK AT FAWN When Fawn asks you for a hundred dollars, type GIVE HER THE MONEY When Fawn has left the room, type GET UP Now, exit the disco club and walk out to the edge of the blue sidewalk. Type CALL A CAB When it pulls up type GET IN, and then once inside type Casino. When you get there, type PAY HIM and then type GET OUT. Once you've stepped out into the street, enter into the Casino. Walk up to the blackjack table and type SIT DOWN. (Once again, you need to use the same strategy for making money as you did earlier. You can stop playing cards once you're reached about $200) When you've made enough money, type LEAVE, walk back out of the casino and then go right one screen. Walk up to the brown door to the wedding chappel. Type OPEN DOOR, walk up to Fawn and the preacher, and then type GET MARRIED. (You'll watch a quick little wedding ceremony. Sorry Ladies, Larry is no longer on the single's scene. But something tells you that no one is concerned, oh well...) When the quick little ceremony is done, exit the chappel by going down one screen. Once outside, go left one screen and enter into the Casino. When you get inside the Casino, go up one screen and walk into the elevator. While standing inside the elevator, type PRESS FOUR (You'll take a brief ride up the elevator shaft and arrive on the 4th floor) When you get to that floor, exit the elevator and walk over to the door that is decorated with a small pink heart. (This is the honeymoon suite, and your dearly beloved is waiting inside.) When standing directly in front of the door, type KNOCK Walk over to the other side of the bed and up to the small gray box. There, type TURN ON THE RADIO Wait a few seconds for a commercial to come on. (You just heard an ad for a local alcohol delivery service. You know the drill; if you wanna score you're going to need a little wine to set the right mood. So now, we need to go to the payphone outside the store and order some wine for your hotel room.) Walk over to the door on the right side of the room and type OPEN DOOR Walk into the elevator and type PRESS ONE When you reach the bottom floor, walk out of the elevator and go down two screens to exit the casino/hotel. Walk out to the edge of the blue sidewalk and type CALL A CAB When the taxi pulls up, type GET IN and then type STORE When you make it there, type PAY HIM and then type GET OUT Walk up to the payphone and type USE THE PHONE Enter in the number 555-8039. When it asks you what you want to buy, type WINE. When it asks you where to deliver it, type HONEYMOON SUITE. (The wine will be waiting for you at the hotel room, so we'd better get going back. I don't know how much longer she can wait!) Type CALL A CAB When it pulls up, type GET IN. When he asks you where you want to go, type CASINO When the cab arrives at the Casino, type PAY HIM and then type GET OUT Enter into the Casino, and then go up one screen. Enter into the elevator and type PRESS FOUR When you reach the 4th floor, walk over to the honeymoon suite and type KNOCK Once you've entered, walk over to Fawn and type TALK TO FAWN (She'll encourage you to pour some wine) Walk over to the wine bottle on the mantle and type POUR THE WINE Now, walk right up to Fawn and type STRIP. (Another censored sign will pop up as you lay down with Fawn. Sadly, this night will not at all be what you expected. Apparently, she had much more sinister plans in mind. All you're gonna lose this time is your money and your dignity. When it's all over, you're tied down to a bed and your "true-love" is running out the door.) Type USE THE KNIFE (You are now free of your kinky little entanglement) Type TAKE THE ROPE (And so ends Larry's short stint in marriage. You figured you marriage was gonna last at least 24-hours, but I guess you and her just weren't meant to be. Oh well, pull your self together Larry, the night's not over yet!) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= | An Evening with Eve |------------------------------------ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= (Don't quit now, you're at the final section of your night-life adventure. You need to get some money together before you can continue, so you'd better get to work down in the casino. Hopefully, your next date will go a little more "smoother".) For starters, walk over to the brown door on right wall and type OPEN DOOR Walk into the elevator, and type PRESS ONE Once again, walk up to the blackjack table and use that little cheating system that I showed you earlier. Except this time, dont' stop at 200 dollars. Instead, play until you've reached the Casino's limit, which is 250 dollars. Then, go down one screen to exit the Casino. Walk to the edge of the blue sidewalk and type GET A CAB When it shows up, walk over to it and type GET IN. Then, tell him to take you to the bar When he gets there, type PAY HIM and then type GET OUT When you get there, walk up to the red door and type OPEN DOOR Next, walk over to the door on the right and type KNOCK When he asks you for the password, type KEN SENT ME Once inside the back room, walk around the pimp watching TV and go up the stairs. When you get upstairs, walk over to the window and type CLIMB OUT Type TIE ROPE TO RAIL, and then type TIE ROPE TO LARRY Now, type GET THE PILLS (You will secure yourself to the railing as you reach for the bottle of pills on the other window sill. Then, you notice the window is locked from the inside.) Type USE THE HAMMER (You'll break the window open using the hammer) Type GRAB THE BOTTLE OF PILLS (You just picked up a bottle of "Spanish Fly", which is a powerful aphrodisiac incase you know.) Type GET BACK ONTO RAILING Type UNTIE THE ROPE Walk over to the left side of the fire escape, and fall into the dumpster below you. Once you've landed, type GET OUT. Then go left one screen and out to the edge of the blue sidewalk. Type CALL A CAB, and when it pulls up, type GET IN Type CASINO to head back to the hotel at the Casino. When you get there, type PAY HIM and then type GET OUT Enter into the Casino, and go up one screen. Step into the elevator and type PRESS EIGHT Once you reach the eighth floor, walk over to the woman standing at the small table LOOK AT HER Type TALK TO HER until you get a message refering to a "medical stimulant". Then, type GIVE FAITH THE PILLS While you're still standing at the yellow table, type PRESS BUTTON (You will open up the private elevator behind you, which leads up to someone's private penthouse.) Walk over to and enter the elevator you just opened. When you get to the top, walk out of the elevator and over to the back wall. From there, turn right. (You just entered someone's zebra-skinned bedroom) Walk over to the brown closet door on the right wall and type OPEN DOOR Enter the closet and type LOOK Now, type PICK UP THE DOLL Type INFLATE THE DOLL Now, as pathetic as it sounds, type FUCK THE DOLL two times (You'll try to hump the doll, but instead you will accidentley pop a hole in it. Watch as Larry runs after it in sad desperation.) Follow the doll, which will lead you to a woman lying in a bubbling hottub. Walk up to her, as if you need to be told to do that, and type LOOK AT HER (She'll invite you into the jaccuzzi with her) Now, type GET NAKED (You'll take off your stylish suit, and hop right into the tub) And for a little added fun, type TURN OFF BUBBLES to catch a quick peek Finally, type GIVE HER THE APPLE (That's it, your mission is complete and you've finally scroed with a real lady. Both your big heart and your little head are satisfied, what more could you ask for. Now you can watch the fireworks go off, and catch a little message from Ken Williams. Congratulations Larry, you should be proud of yourself.)